absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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