Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wish my penis had a tongue
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
