I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I need help removing her.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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