He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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