i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So vagazzling was a success
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
