their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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