And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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