Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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