You really coming over, don't trick.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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