So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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