I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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