she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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