we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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