are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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