Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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