If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he shaved USA in his pubs
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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