David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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