do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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