guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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