we have officially lost it.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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