Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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