We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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