wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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