you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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