and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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