I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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