My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have already put on my inside pants.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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