thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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