you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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