Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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