i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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