I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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