even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Randomize