But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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