Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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