What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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