I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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