No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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