No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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