we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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