Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
if i died would you start the facebook group?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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