Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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