So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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