woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
