I'm really into asian looking animals
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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