Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
do herpes really smell.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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