I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Fuck appropriateness.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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