How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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