After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
