I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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