I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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