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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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