I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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