kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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