are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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