We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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