My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
