.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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